amamy
This is a comment on a youtube Vlogbrothers video

"This world sucks? Pfft you guys should be happy you"re actually living n not
burning in hell for eternity because the guy so called "Jesus" the person that everyone makes fun of shed his fucking blood to save ur fucking ass so u wouldn't be fucking ash today bitch. unless ur emo I don't think u would like to burn in hell for eternity from the moment u come out of ur mom"s fucking ass would u? cause that's wat god was planning for if Jesus didn't shed his fucking blood for our fucking ass."

I sure never head that in Sunday School. Also sex ed is not actually educational if this guy thinks babies come out of a woman's anus.
 
 
amamy
20 June 2009 @ 03:57 pm
why did the cowboy get a weenier dog?


...because someone told him to get a long little doggie.
 
 
amamy
11 April 2008 @ 10:36 am
My mom pointed this out...

and I realized it's true. (Joel Stein, Zach Braff, Shia LeBeouf)


 
 
amamy
18 September 2007 @ 09:26 pm
I am so proud of him, this is an amazing essay.



It all seemed like a regular evening at the firehouse, quiet as usual. We might get a 2 or 3 a.m. medical call, but probably not even that. I was all alone tonight, as the other firefighters who usually stayed all had school or work the next morning. I had work of my own, but I was a live-in at the firehouse, meaning I stayed there every night, running calls in exchange for a place to sleep. As I laid down for bed, little did I know I would not be getting much sleep that night.

It felt like only minutes since I had drifted into my peaceful slumber, before I shot up in bed to the sounds of our house alarm, alerting me that we had a call. I sat there for a moment, groggy, waiting to hear the buzz of the radio telling me what the call was for.

The squelch of the radio reached my ears, spewing out information. " Box eleven zero seven for the working structure fire with possible entrapment, 6047 Red Bud Lane, cross streets Warland Road and John Barton Payne Road, company eleven, station eleven, companies one, three, five, ten, tanker one, tanker three, tanker ten, respond channel assignment eleven David, time out double-zero thirty." This was telling me it was in our first due, we were the closest firehouse, and the house was on fire with a possibility of people inside. My stomach did a flip-flop. It was a working structure fire. This was it!

I leapt from my bed and dressed myself faster than I ever had before, then ran out to grab my structural fire fighting gear. Gear in hand, I ran down to the lower bay and opened the garage door up, then turned on the truck. I donned my gear. Minutes seemed like hours as I waited for someone to show up. Finally, my rescue captain Butch came in on two wheels, sliding across the gravel. He jumped out of the spot where the truck had finished the 360 spin and grabbed his gear.

As he ran down to the truck, it was beginning to look like we were going to be the only ones on the first out truck. I reluctantly climbed into the officer's seat, very eager to get to the fire yet hesitant to take the heavy responsibility riding here would carry for me. The second we pulled out, both our lives and the quarter of a million dollar truck were my responsibility to keep safe. Someone had to do it, and I was the only one there, so I slammed the door shut and reassured myself everything would be fine.

As Butch climbed in the driver's seat, the urgency was getting greater by the second. The truck gave a great rumble as he climbed in and slammed the pedal to the floor. I reached over and flicked on our lights, and started working the siren pedals with my feet. I reached over and grabbed the radio microphone. "Wagon Eleven with two," I said, trying to remain calm and collected as I was letting our dispatch know we were on the way with just two of us.

The dispatcher acknowledged me, and repeated to me the address and situation as before. The wail of the sirens and the rumble of the truck filled my ears as we neared the fire. It was starting to hit me what we were in for. I was the only trained firefighter out of the two of us, and this was a major step in experience level for me to be in charge of the rig.

As we turned onto Red Bud Lane, I eased off the siren because we were just a few driveways away. As we got to the foot of 6047, my eyes were drawn to the glowing flames as they danced 30 feet into the air out of a residential garage. Proceeding up the drive, I picked up the radio mic and slowly stammered out, "Wagon Eleven on scene, we have a confirmed working structure fire." I paused for a few seconds, sizing up the situation. I began to speak into the mic again. "Single family, two story dwelling with heavy fire showing on side Alpha and Delta. The garage is fully involved."

My mind raced as I tried to plan my initial search, as we still had unconfirmed entrapment. Butch slowed and asked if I wanted to drop some supply hose for the next in truck. Without hesitating I replied, "No, I need you to get up there quick. We could still have people in there and we need to get in before the whole structure is compromised."

As we neared the house from the seemingly unending driveway, I spotted an elderly couple standing on the front lawn. I jumped out while Butch proceeded to drive closer. "Sir, can you tell me if anyone is still inside?" I asked the elderly gentleman, who looked a bit disheveled. With my heart racing and adrenaline pumping, it seemed like all the time in the world before he replied, "No, it was only us." Without missing a beat, I reached for the mic on my portable radio and began to talk to dispatch: " Wagon eleven officer to dispatch, all occupants are clear of the structure, We will be initiating an attack." Dispatch acknowledged me right away.

The early morning still was sweltering as the heat, in combination with the gear I was wearing, had me sweating profusely as I ran to get back to the truck. I grabbed the 200-foot section of our 1 3/4" attack hose line and proceeded to drag it out in front of the burning garage. After I flaked it out, I dropped to a knee and put on my facemask and turned on the air bottle, feeling a cool rush of fresh air. I topped my head with my knomex fire resistant hood and helmet, and slid into my gloves.

With my gloves now on, I grabbed the nozzle with one hand, and with the other put a finger in the air, making a circular motion to Butch to let him know to "charge" the line or let it fill with water. I watched the water slowly fill the line until it reached the nozzle, which I was now gripping tightly with both hands.

I pushed forward towards the blistering heat, hose and nozzle in hand, breathing heavily. As I watched the flames lapping around the now almost non-existent cars in the garage, I eased open the nozzle. I could feel it pushing back as I slowly opened it fully, allowing 350 gallons of water a minute to flow out onto the raging inferno. Slowly, I advanced. The heat was now blistering. Even with my full protective gear on, I could feel the intense heat. I pushed forward, drowning the base of the fire, trying to knock it down.

To my relief, I saw out of the corner of my eye our tanker and engine pulling up the drive right behind our wagon. My lieutenant and chief jumped out of the engine. Pressure slipped off me as I heard my chief tell dispatch he was assuming command and scene control. My lieutenant came rushing behind me and told me we were going in the door. He got behind me, backing me up as we advanced the heavy hose. It was getting heavier by the minute, and I could tell my adrenaline was wearing off. We advanced forward into the intense heat. As we looked to our side, we could see the heat making the finish on the stairwell boil and bubble. The cool flow of the water began to smother the fire, and we were almost ready to back out.

As we turned to move the hose line out, the roof collapsed on our means of exit. I handed the nozzle to my lieutenant and prepared to attempt to clear our path of exit when the buzz of the low air alarm on my air pack reached my ears. This meant I had five minutes or less of air left. Fighting through exhaustion, I pushed a series of joists aside and off our line, allowing us enough room to squeeze out an exit, only moments before my bottle completely ran out of air. Upon exit, I ripped off my mask, sucking in the fresh air into my lungs.

My lieutenant and I walked over to a tree and stripped off our gear, breathing heavily from our efforts. As we sat to catch our breath and allow our hearts to slow, the thud thud of my heart in my chest seemed to be loud enough for everyone to hear. We sat, and watched as two other crews finished what we had started, eliminating what remained of the fire.

It was now five a.m., and we had just completed a final walk through of the building, using a thermal imager to ensure there were no hot spots left that might make the fire start back up. As we were getting our truck packed up, my chief came up and told me I had done a fine job. Through utilizing my training and remaining calm, I had controlled a massive fire within a garage long enough for other trucks to arrive. It was my first ride in the officer's seat, and I had done a great job.
 
 
amamy
16 September 2007 @ 10:21 am
“I can’t imagine ever being a turtle, can you? The wind whipped Darcy’s brilliant red curls around her face in a fiery halo as she turned to face Anna, who only giggled. “You my friend, are a total geek,”
“No!” Darcy insisted, “I like to be in control of my own destiny, choose my own fate,”
“What does that have to do with being a turtle?” Anna asked, shifting her increasingly heavy messenger bag to her other shoulder. The morning air was crisp, and small puffs of fog hovered around the girls’ mouths after each word, a cartoon sound bubble to accompany their speech.
“Turtles follow the same path their whole lives, over and over again,” answered Darcy through perfectly red lips. A group of freshman boys passed them and began to whistle and generally make fools out of themselves in hopes Darcy would notice. She did not, and continued on her rant about turtles. “The only way that they can ever mate is if their chosen path happens to cross another turtles chosen path of the opposite sex. Did you know turtle eggs albumen is white and contains a different protein than bird eggs…” Anna began to tune out the ramble. While Darcy was a self-proclaimed nerd, she still was the knockout of the dorm building and one of the prettiest girls on campus. Anna had gotten used to having boys stop them as they walked to classes or the dining hall, ignore her, and ask for Darcy’s number. Through their four years of friendship Anna had come to terms with her lack of men, and while Darcy loyally insisted that Anna had a very girl-next-door vibe going for her, none of the boys had seemed to find this appealing when the girl next door roomed with a redhead vixen. Darcy’s tangent about the ideal temperature for turtle hatchings was interrupted as the girls ran into a line of orange traffic cones. “Awww, man! I forgot about the construction,” Darcy whined.
Anna glanced at her watch and yelped. “Geez! we’re never going to get there on time. Dr. Gateas is going to be so mad,”
“Not if I can help it,” Darcy approached an older man in a construction hat, and putting on her most flirtatious look began to plead with him earnestly. “Excuse me sir, we’re going to be so late without this shortcut! I don’t even think I know another way to class. This is how we always walk. And our professor locks the door when he begins lecture. Please. Please let us through!” Anna arranged her face into her most pathetic puppy dog look she knew to back Darcy up.
The construction worker remained unimpressed. “Find another way. This is blocked off for two weeks. Good bye,” he finished firmly.
The two girls turned away and glanced at each other, then broke into a run towards their class. “This way!” Darcy directed Anna down a narrow pathway lined with tall shrubbery. “I made out with Blake back here a few times after class,” she panted. Anna was slightly more athletic than Darcy and passed her when she saw the science building ahead. “We’re going to make it!” she craned her head backwards to shout at Darcy then ran full force into someone.
“Oomph!”
“I’m so sorry! Are you alright?” a deep voice full of concern asked, and a hand reached down to help Anna up. As the figure came into focus, Anna saw he was tall with dark curly hair. The glasses perched on his nose were askew from the impact, giving him a slightly goofy appearance.
“Oh yes, I’m fine,” Anna gasped out, unsure if her heart was pounding because of the sprint to class or the close proximity to the handsome stranger. At her words, he smiled and dimples popped out on either side.
“Anna, we’ve…got to get… to class,” Darcy had finally caught up and stood gasping for breath with her hands on her knees. Anna braced herself for the inevitable shift in focus from herself to Darcy, but the boy only glanced over then locked eyes with her again. Anna realized she still hadn’t let go of his hand and awkwardly slid herself out of his grip but was unable to break her eyes away from his face.
“Anna!” Darcy insisted.
“I’ll be there in a second,” Anna weakly replied.
“Fine, I’m outie,” Darcy paused for a second to see if Anna was coming, then walked away into the building.
“I’m Jamie,” the boy introduced himself, “Are you sure you’re alright? That was quite a tackle,”
Anna goggled at him, unable to find anything clever or intelligent to say. “Anna,” she finally managed to choke out, offering her hand.
“Anna,” Jamie repeated, his eyes twinkling. “Have you had class here all year? I always leave this way and I’ve never seen you before,”
Anna, having finally recovered her power of coherent speech replied “Oh, we usually take the shortcut by Harrison but they’re repaving the sidewalk,”
“Right,” Jamie picked up her bag and handed it to her.
“Oh! But…I’m late. I’m so sorry, I really have to go,” Anna apologetically began walking backwards towards her class.
“Maybe I’ll see you walking this way again then?” Jamie took a step towards her.
“Oh yes! Defiantly! You know….because of the construction,” Anna stuttered, then turned and fled towards class, hearing Jamie’s laughter follow her to the door. She barely made it in the room before her professor shut the door, and slid into the seat Darcy had saved for her.
“You’re right,” she whispered as the lights dimmed for the power point to start up. “About what?” Darcy asked back quietly.

“I can’t imagine ever being a turtle.”





a/n: sorry this is possibly the most random thing ever, but sometimes I get an idea in my head that I have to put down on paper.
 
 
amamy
So last night was wonderful due in no small part to the amazing Deanna. I had an excuse to wear this dress I've had for ages and never worn out in public AND we played flip cup which is my favorite game ever, although I am terrible at it. I got beat by Chris practically every time and my team only won once. Probably because David was freakishly good, suggesting he has practiced a little too often. All my work buddies and I kept talking about the Wellness Center, which in retrospect was a little lame but it's all good.

Although now we have all this beer that I won't drink.
 
 
amamy
I love Cici's

...except i can never show my face again there because my swimmers left the wierd pizza guy a note, signed my name and left "my" cell phone number (thankfully, this was really domino's number). This was of course after they went up and asked the wierd pizza guy how old he was, pointed me out and said I was wondering.

I love being a coach.
 
 
amamy
Holy updates Batman, no one knows what is going on in my life anymore!


Hmmmm, so my life typically consists of: get up, grumble about going to work, eat more breakfast than I actually need, go to camp where little kids tattle on each other all day and by 3pm I am ready to murder the next person who says "miss amy! miss amy!". I then come home or teach a swim lesson or two, depending on the day of the week, go to coach a swim team, come home and eat another meal and a bunch of dessert type food, then crash while trying to watch Peter Pan for the 79052th time.


But I'm loving it.
 
 
amamy
(The first best being the marching band trip to Disney World in highschool, of course.)

Okay, so Hilton Head, SC. It was...Amazing. Wonderful. Magnificent. Superb. Splendid. Glorious. Brilliant. Outstanding. Marvellous. Grand. Spectacular spectacular, no words in the vernacular can't describe this great event, you'll be dumb with wonderment.

First, the house we were in ("the home") was amazing. It was huge! I slept on a futon with Fankie for half the week, Rachel for one night, and one night all by my lonesome. There were 8 of us there, and the other 5 were at the beach house with Stewie (the dog).

The week was so jam-packed with awesomeness, that I'll just give you a few of the highlights.

Group dinners: Partly awesome because we went grocery shopping at the PIGGLY-WIGGLY! Yes that's right, there was a real, honest-to-goodness Piggly Wiggly. And a guy who worked there who was nice to us, and told us about the only Super Wal-Mart in the area and how he got depressed when he went into there because they never cleaned their sky-lights. But the dinners themselves were fun, megan made most of it fall into place.

Going to the gas station by the house the first night, to see a sign up on the door reading "close for 40' " We were like...so after 40 feet it's not close anymore, it's far? But it actually meant closed for 40 minutes. But it was still hilarious.

Water-balloon fight: Occured in the parking lot beside the pool. My team dominated, of course...except not really. I tried to use this giant green bowl as a shield, except it totally backfired and just splashed all the water up into my face.

The hammock on the deck: everyone loved it.

The nature/leisure trail: was awesome to bike on.

the Pool: was where I spent most of the week with Rachel.

the Beach: even though I got a massive sunburn, it was AMAZING. especially when we saw dolphins!!!!!!!!!!! like 200 feet away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I spent 4.5 out of 5 hours there in the water.

Bike rides to the playground: to swing on the swings with Fankie every morning.

Dancing the electric slide in the parking lot of a gas station.

I feel like words aren't really telling you all how absolutly amazing this week was. But, take my word. or my tan lines. it ROCKED THE CASBAH!!!!!!!
 
 
amamy
I'm hanging out in the Ot room right now, waiting for my presentation time to come up.


1. What is your all time favorite book?
Summer Sisters
2. What is your all time favorite movie?
Peter Pan (not the Disney one, but the live action one with Jason Isacs as Hook. If you haven't seen it come to my apt and we'll watch it.)
3. What are you reading right now?
Rereading Little Women at nighttime, but during the day it's all about Pedretti's Occupationl Therapy textbook.
4. What is your favorite show on tv?
Greys Antomy ties with Ugly Betty
5. What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
Holy cow... probably A Night at The Museum. And that was friggin' hilarious. But I am definatly planning to go see Spider Man III and Pirates of The Caribben III next month!
 
 
amamy
That's right. I'm trying to not do my HUGE list of work, and I've already e-mailed chris enough times this week that's he's probably going to put out a restraining order, and oddly enough the friday five are about relationships. So here it goes.

1. Who was your first crush?
This kid Bryson. His mom was my teacher- he thought I had cooties as I worshipped him from afar. I always tried to play soccer with the boys at recess so that I might have the chance to be on his team, or even better on the opposing team so I could "accidentally" run into him. It's amazing how my pathetic attempts at starting a relationship really haven't evolved very much since then.

2. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Right now- an extrovert. Earlier in my life I used to be painfully shy. Thank goodness my Leo lioness shone through eventually, because people would have mowed me down in the real world.

3. What is your favorite non-sexual thing you like to do with the love of your life?
Hmm, right now, the love of my life is me. And I like to do lots of stuff with myself- go to the movies, play on the swings, read a good book, eat chocolate. But my favorite thing would probably have to be having a dance-around-in-your-underwear-to-really-loud-music-night.

4. Name one quirky habit your partner does that either annoys you or makes you grin.
Damn you whoever made this quiz for reminding me that I AM SINGLE!!!

5. Do you believe in monogamous relationships?
Ha ha, well there's this great group on facebook whose philosophy was "Dude, who cares if it's male/female, female/female, or male/male? Marriage is bad for all of us. Marriage killed the dinosaurs because males were not free to reproduce with as many females as need be. Animals are not monogamous. Polyamorous marriages are also too much commitment."
I personally found this hilarious. But if a guy ever cheated on me, and that was his excuse I'd probably come up with some new uses for a dustbuster, a yardstick, and several unmentionable orifices on his body.


But luckily there's Avril Lavigne and Alanis Morisette, who make some great angry girl music to dance to.
 
 
Current Music: You Oughta Know, Alanis Morisette
 
 
amamy
08 April 2007 @ 09:52 pm
Oh man. I'm sorry it's been forever and a day since I've updated. School and work (...and maybe a little TV) have completly taken over my life. So between OT projects and getting a 'let's just be friends' speech from Chris, I haven't found time to write anything interesting on here. In a feeble attempt to make up for it, I am answering one of those random questions things. (Plus I really don't feel like doing any of my 70 million projects coming up!)


1. Can you cook? Heck yes I can. Except I don't very often, which is a little bit of a shame. Darn academia.

2. What was your dream growing up? I wanted to go to be a physical therapist. So I haven;t really deviated much from my ambitions.

3. What talent do you wish you had? I wish I could pick up music and instruments just by listening and doing it by ear. That'd be pretty awesome.

4. Favorite place? Home

5. Favorite vegetable? Zuchinni or peas or lima beans. Maybe they tie...

6. What was the last book you read? Eldest. and it ROCKED.

7. What zodiac sign are you? Leo, *rawr*

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? none. I am lame, predictable, and boring.

9. Worst Habit? I judge people at first sight.

10. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate... mmmmmmmmmmmmm

11. What is your favorite sport? Swimming.

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Partly sunny, glass half full.

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with someone with bad gas? Laugh a lot and try not to breathe through my nose. I can't resist a good fart joke.

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? Nothing really comes to mind. Pretty much everything that ever happens ends up being awesome because it forces me to grow up a little. (I still have a ways to go, because I am so very alike a 12 year old boy right now...see farting reference above)

15. One weird fact about you...is that I LOVE science fiction books. And fantasy. That's not really a weird fact, just a fact about how I am weird.

16. Do you have any pets? 2 doggies.

17. Do you know how to do the macerana? Uhhh, who doesn't? And couldn;t learn in about 3 seconds. I remember the first time I did the macarena was at a Washington Warthogs soccer game in DC my dad took us to. Good times man.

18. What time is it where you are now? 10:09 pm

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Friggin awesome! I was a clown for a birthday party once with my sister for this kid I babysat for.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My nose. I have my dad's nose, oi.

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I am very easily peer pressured. So probably partner in crime. As long as it wasn't going to involve a stay in jail.

22. What color eyes do you have? brown

23. Ever been arrested? Not yet ;)

24. Bottle or Draft? ew. to both.

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Pay off a chunk of my student loan. And get some sexy underwear.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? The minty Orbit's gum.

27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at? Who has time to hang out in a bar?

28. Do you believe in ghosts? I don't want to because then I'd be scared. But maybe because I get scared I believe on some level.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read. Or sleep. Or lie on my bed and listen to music.

30. Do you swear a lot? Depends on the crowd I'm running with. I like to think of myself as a conversational curser. I only do it to help enhance my story, try and make it funnier. (I need all the help I can get)

31. Biggest pet peeve? People who take themselves too seriously.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? perky
 
 
Current Music: String Quartet Tribute to Panic! at the Disco
 
 
amamy
09 January 2007 @ 02:20 pm
Holy shnikes, apparently I forgot how to update seeing as how so much has happened, and so little has been written about.

1) Christmas, and April coming home.
Christmas rocked this year, I really hauled in a bunch of amazing stuff including a new iPod and the DVD of Little Miss Sunshine, (more about the movie later) April liked her present from me, (which is an accomplishment) and Clay refised to put on the coconut bra and grass skirt we bought him...Except later when I put the bra on him while he was messing at the piano and April tried to take pictures while clay attempted to take the bra off AND flex his biceps for the picture at the same time.

2) Philly's Wedding
So! amazing. We danced to baby got back, YMCA, and the electric slide. How can you have a better wedding reception than that?
so pretty

3) Alli's visit
During her 24 hour visit we: spent 45 minutes trying to build a fire with wet wood. and then it turned into the most AWESOME FIRE EVER/tried to build a bridge with a log, but broke the log instead/spent forever giggling in my bed/ played beatles songs on the piano/ made s'mores and really just mostly ate all the chocolate/ went on a hike in the woods in the rain/ crossed a slippery log bridge that I almost fell off of.

So it was pretty much the best time ever.

4) Deanna's 21st Birthday
Wore my little black dress, played on top of a boat, danced with a random kid from Texas (who didn't think that I danced very well...I know because he told me), danced to Highschool Musical on the pool table, talked deanna into drunk dialing her crush, and passed out a full 3 hours before the rest of them were done partying. So awesome.
the table

5) visiting Chris
We watched Little Miss Sunshine, and I am now pretty determined to do her awesome dance to Super Freak. We also went to see Children of Men which was good, but WAY intense. And we played basketball in the park. Which I suck at, by the way. And we pirated music. Yaaaaarrrggggg. And I was obsessed with Chris's hair. for serious.




But now- school has arrived. And it's time to buckle down and frolic with the other girls in the OT program... I mean, be educated.
 
 
amamy
Okay, so pole dancing is a lot of work. Those girls are earning their money!

How do I know this? Because last night I learned how to pole dance! I can't lie- it's addicting. And so much fun. We also learned a strip tease dance with a chair to Santa Baby (I felt very Mean Girls-esque) and got directions on how to give a lap dance. It was so funny, the instructor kept giving us directions, then she'd do it as an example and look back at the rest of us to see how we were doing. (Except she always started laughing when she looked at me, so maybe that wasn't a good sign) We were all laughing quite a bit ourselves.

Now, I can comfort myself during finals next semester that my backup career could always be a professional hoochie mama, and prevent nervous breakdowns like last week's finals.

Two more days of work, then home to revel in the simplicity of country livin' for two glorious weeks.
 
 
amamy
14 December 2006 @ 02:39 pm
Who broke down and started crying during her exam this morning?

*raises hand*


One more day....just ONE more day.
 
 
amamy
Rule: to clear my mind so I can study for finals, I have to type for 5 minutes straight and then post it without rereading anything or changing spelling or any other things about my post. It starts now. Okay., so i have a whole bunch of finals and I can;t seem to study for them at all. I have been studying for neuro for not really that long, but it feels like forevere but when i am looking at home much I have left to study it's just CRAZY. so much to do., and it's christmas and what i really want to be doing is being out playing in the cold weather and then when it snowed the other day I was so excited, even if it was only a duting on the ground. holy crap, i feel like i have run out of things to say but i;'ve barly been writing for a minute, pokay, let me talk about everything I have to do and then i'll feel better becuase it;s all down on paper, well actually that;'s supposed to be the poit of this stream of consciousness rant or whatever is to clear my head anough that I can stop thinking like crazy and start learning all the stuff I need to knpw. well, i have been eating WAYYYY too much sugarlately ad that's probably abig part of my problem in studying. i had like and entire bag of jelly beans today and it was really good, but then afterwards I felt fat and bad for eating the, i really have no self controll when it comes to eating food. if i see something I like, even if it's just noodeles or if it's cookies and candy all i'll do is eat and east until my stomach feels like it's ready to explode. that's proabbly why i feel like I'm gaining wait./ well i don;t just feel like it, I really am. I have put on 5 popounds accoring to the scale at the wellness center. That's a lot of friggin weight. i wacthed bluew vcrush last night, which is not a good movie to watch when you're already feeling fat. this is makinmg me sound like I am "YESSSSS my boobs are huger" andf the next day yuou'e like, oh crap my stomach is sticking out 4 feet over my otes/ anyway, my list of stuff to do befgore christmas. well, one I want to ge all my christmas shopping done, duh. i have to finish putting togteerd eanna's birthday present, which is totally going to rock and she's going to love it/. but first i have to get throught his finals week. Well, i am pretty much on the brink for most ofg my grades and I need to do rweally well on these etets, especially neuoro becuiase I odn;t want dr g to think i don;t care or that i'm studpifd or something., he told us in class that we were hius fav student,s but he probalys says that to every class. Another thing that has been weuighting on my mind is money, i am soooo poor. i want new shoes becaus rhte soles on my shoes are either wearing out or coming apart from the rest of the shoe., Oh just like in harry potter, except his were his "trainewrs" gosh, i lvoe british slang. Wanker. Piss odff. That's bullocks. I love the way they speak. i wonder wqhta mike is up to? That's anothet thing, if I could just stop thinking about boys for all of 3 seconds I could proabbyl get a lot more crap done. Well, and jeff;s finace was in a car acciedent and I don;t like jeff but I feel bad for him. i am pretty much a selfish person thoyugh, becduse my first thought was, weell he/ won;t be there to help me satudy for my fginals like he said he would be., npot that he's any help, if you ask him questyions all the does is stare at you like you're the biggest dumnmy in the world. Crap, i have to finish liz;e stake home exam too. SOOO much to do. and i have lessons on monday at the pool and go;ld's gym and the tets i hav tuesday morning i the class i ma closes to getting a C in. Whichy, whilt it doesn;t sound like the end of the world, it mighyt be. Because we're only allowed to get 2 c's and I've already gotten one in anatomy 6this summe.r and I worked damn hard for that c too. And I'm right on the brinkin in neuro too, both parts of the class. Wlell this shoyuld eb about the end of my stream of cnasiousness, ai hope I clearned out my hwead a little.,


the end.
 
 
amamy
21 November 2006 @ 02:09 am
David: So what you need to do is dress really sexy and let your hair down and stuff and then make him food and put estrogen in it so he'll like you.
me: estrogen? estrogen is what men take who want to turn into a woman
david: there's that chemical thing though...what is that chemical thing that makes people like you?
me: pheremones?
david: yeah. get some of that and like, wash your hair in it. then sit really close and waft your hair over to him. that'll work for sure.


Why couldn't I come up with such a fool proof plan?
 
 
amamy
If I hadn't already been in love with Robert Carmine before this concert...well, dang. It was all just amazing. And Ben Lee was so adorable!

Okay, so some of you may know Robert from his role in Princess diaries...


But, mainly he is the Sex God lead singer of Rooney. And we were about 5 feet away from the stage.

swoon

oy


Seriously kids. If you don't have the Rooney alblum already- go buy it. It's a decision you won't regret.


Also, Ben Lee was just the cutest little bouncy guy you've ever seen! And his music was really kick ass too.
Check out this suit

glitter
 
 
amamy
24 October 2006 @ 10:08 pm
Yesterday was the FIRST snow flurry of the winter.

Swwwweeeeeetttt!!! I love snow you guys. I love winter. And I love fall too. But winter is pretty great.
 
 
amamy
23 October 2006 @ 07:21 pm
And the infamous green house is nearly complete!

It's huge!

it's not easy being green

You may notice my extreme sense of fashion during this project. (I don't typically wear red shorts with green plaid shirts)
so fashionable